38 Reasons to never visit Romania

1. So you think you should visit Romania because it's beautiful?

Palace of the Parliament

2. Who lied to you? You shouldn't visit it...

Constanta Casino

Constanta Casino

3. I honestly tell you: It SUCKS.

Triumph Arch Bucharest

4. I'm serious!

Rasnov Citadel

5. Everything here is average and unexceptional.

Carpathian Mountains

6. Don't expect to fall in love with the place.

Danube River

7. Or to take your breath away.

Olt River

8. Because it won't.

Vidraru Dam

9. It has common scenery.

Carpathian Mountains

10. NO underground wonders!

Turda Salt Mine

11. The waterfalls are awful and unmemorable.

Bigar Waterfall Romania

12. Castles? All of them are dull.

Corvin Castle

13. Dracula's legend is old... not at all interesting.

Bran Castle

14. Cities are boring!

15.  All of them


16. And the architecture? blah...

Bucharest Old Town

17. Not to mention the villages.

Mountain Village

18. With no interesting history at all.

Mountain Sculpture

19. And no remarkable events.

Sighisoara Medieval Festival

20. Everything is so lame...

Bucegi Spinx

21. Even the beaches.

Romanian Beach

22. Don't even get me started on the mountains.

Carpathian Mountains

23. And the Danube Delta? Not impressive at all, just a few birds.

Danube Delta

24. Same goes for the lakes.


25. Transfagarasan is just an ordinary road.

Transfagarasan Road

26. Peles Castle has nothing to offer.

Peles Castle

27. Neither has the House of People.

Palace of the Parliament

28. Not to mentions the Painted Churches of Bukovina.

Bukovina Painted Churches

29. Everything is so ugly and meaningless. Eww...

Mountain Wild Horses

30. Bucharest has no class.

Bucharest Palace of Justice

31. Oh, my god! The souvenirs are simply repulsive.

Easter egg

32. And you have nothing to do here.


33. The tradition is below average.

Romanian crafts

34. Romania has no cultural heritage.

Brancusi Infinity Column

35. This hurts my eyes. Eww

Romanian Village

36. Oh, and the food? Disgusting!

Romanian Traditional Dish

37. What more do you want?

Bran Castle

38. Just stay home, don't bother. It's a waste.

Mountain Forest

Note: This article uses sarcasm. Must be read carefully.

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