38 Reasons to never visit Romania

1. So you think you should visit Romania because it's beautiful?

Palace of the Parliament


2. Who lied to you? You shouldn't visit it...

Constanta Casino

Constanta Casino


3. I honestly tell you: It SUCKS.

Triumph Arch Bucharest


4. I'm serious!

Rasnov Citadel


5. Everything here is average and unexceptional.

Carpathian Mountains


6. Don't expect to fall in love with the place.

Danube River


7. Or to take your breath away.

Olt River


8. Because it won't.

Vidraru Dam


9. It has common scenery.

Carpathian Mountains


10. NO underground wonders!

Turda Salt Mine


11. The waterfalls are awful and unmemorable.

Bigar Waterfall Romania


12. Castles? All of them are dull.

Corvin Castle


13. Dracula's legend is old... not at all interesting.

Bran Castle


14. Cities are boring!


15.  All of them

Iasi


16. And the architecture? blah...

Bucharest Old Town


17. Not to mention the villages.

Mountain Village


18. With no interesting history at all.

Mountain Sculpture

19. And no remarkable events.

Sighisoara Medieval Festival


20. Everything is so lame...

Bucegi Spinx


21. Even the beaches.

Romanian Beach


22. Don't even get me started on the mountains.

Carpathian Mountains


23. And the Danube Delta? Not impressive at all, just a few birds.

Danube Delta


24. Same goes for the lakes.

Transfagarasan


25. Transfagarasan is just an ordinary road.

Transfagarasan Road


26. Peles Castle has nothing to offer.

Peles Castle


27. Neither has the House of People.

Palace of the Parliament


28. Not to mentions the Painted Churches of Bukovina.

Bukovina Painted Churches


29. Everything is so ugly and meaningless. Eww...

Mountain Wild Horses


30. Bucharest has no class.

Bucharest Palace of Justice


31. Oh, my god! The souvenirs are simply repulsive.

Easter egg


32. And you have nothing to do here.

Skydiving


33. The tradition is below average.

Romanian crafts


34. Romania has no cultural heritage.

Brancusi Infinity Column


35. This hurts my eyes. Eww

Romanian Village


36. Oh, and the food? Disgusting!

Romanian Traditional Dish


37. What more do you want?

Bran Castle


38. Just stay home, don't bother. It's a waste.

Mountain Forest


Note: This article uses sarcasm. Must be read carefully.

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